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if you were words on a page...
you'd be what they call FINE PRINT 
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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
 Girl: No, but I scraped my knee climbing out of Hell. 
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Is there an airport nearby ...?
or is that my heart taking off?  |
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You're the salt to my pepper...
now let's do some shakin'  
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if i had a garden...
i'd put my tulips and your tulips together 
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i know i'm not a grocery item....
but i can tell when you're checking me out..  
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are you a carbon sample?
because i'd like to date you..  
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Do you always talk to yourself???.....
ohhh, intelligent conversation....I see..... |
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