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ever had a horse step on your foot and seem to laugh at ya
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true...and steers and heifers... ****ty
ever halter broke a steer for fair in 3 days? |
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false
ever had a calf mistake you for mama |
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false
ever had a calf mistake you for mama |
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false...easiest way to break a steer is tie a donkey to his lead rope..the steer pulls away the donkey kicks the sh*t out of it... 2 or 3 times go out there. the steer pulls away jerk on the rope...it will stop guarenteed
ever had to move a cow without a trailer a long distance? |
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true....moved 145 head
ever slept with a calf in your arms |
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true...i tranked a calf to take it from the barn to a field...4 miles on my flat bed
ever delivered a calf |
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true
ever slaughtered a cow |
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yeah just did tuesday...got a freezer full of meat
ever hit a cow? |
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true with my four wheeler...hurt like hell
ever been cow tipping |
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yep i hit a cow with my farm truck...thank god for my overkill pipe bumper
ever got a chicken drunk? |
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false didnt think that was possible
ever been attacked by a rooster |
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yeah i killed him
ever kill a snake? |
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true....the rattler that bit me
ever had a bull chase ya |
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yeah
ever kill wasps with gasoline and starting fluid and a lighter? |
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false....i trap them humanly then drown em
ever had to help your dog give birth |
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yeah
ever see something so funny you cant even breath? |
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true....my fiancee falling into the lake while trying to take a pee
ever tried to row drunk |
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no
ever shoot a flare gun onto a bon fire to light it? |
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false
ever burn your eye brows off on a bbq |
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