Beautiful Funny Jokes

A police officer
caught a drunk man
having sex
with a dead woman.
Police: Hey,how can
u rape a dead person? Are u mad?
Man: No
Constable am not
mad, Me
& her had an
agreement.
Police: Wat agreement?
Man: 2 years back i
asked this woman
to have sex with
me and she said "OVER
MY
DEAD BODY

VERY COSTLY MISTAKE A man got
this message from his
neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I
have this
confession to make. I have been
sharing your wife with you behind your back
day and night and mostly
when you are not in town. I have
used your wife in my kitchen,
bedroom, parlour and also in your
own apartment and at times right
under your nose. I have to also admit
that I have used your wife more
than
you do. I feel I should let you know
cause I feel so guilty. I promise
never to do it again." The man was so mad
that he shot his
wife dead! Few minutes later he
received another
message from the same neighbour
stating; "So sorry for the spelling
mistake. I meant to write WIFI and not
WIFE!" If you were the husband,
what will
you do?"