Ok this is one of the sickiest jokes I ever heard so,just remember I warned you.


Three men are going through back country late in the night, and its one hell of a storm
"Pull over"
The one man yelled
"Shut up, its fine"
The other snaped back
Just then he crashed into the ditch. They are all fine, but they need to find shelter fast. So they run to the nearest farm house and knock on the door. An old man answers the door, not looking to happy.
"Sorry to wake you, but we crashed our car and need a place to stay"
The man looks at them, and thinks for awhile
"Ok, but you have to f^ck my daughter"
Immeditly they all smile, and cant belive there luck. A place to stay, and they get to have sex. But just then the farmers daughter comes down, shes a big fat, puss covererd slob, that is by far the ugliest creature ever seen.
The two say
"No way we're taking our chances in the storm",
and run off
The other man says
"Ok but I'll be right back"
So he runs into the back feild and grabs a bunch of corn, and heads back in.
So he gets into the girls room, and shes all ready naked on the bed. The smell is so bad the man can barely stop himself from puking. He gets over to her, and cant belive how worse she is naked, there is actualy green goo coming from her tw^t, and its coverd in puss bubbles and zits, among other things he doesnt even wanna think about.
"Take me"
The girl screams
So he takes out his corn and starts stuffing her, but before he knows it, the corn is so nasty he has to throw it out the window, and use a new peice
"Glad a brought so much"
he thought
When hes done, the girl is asleep, and now he can finaly go and sleep.
So the next day he meets up with his friends
"How was F^cking that thing last night"
They asked him
"Oh, not so bad I have had worse"
he said grinning
But before he finished he was cut off
"Ha ha, thats to bad, we got to eat creamed corn all night!"

I know a sicker joke but not sure if I should post it.

OMG!!! well u did warn us...but yuck!!!