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Topic: Leave an ANONYMOUS or NOT SO ANONYMOUS MSG - part 27
funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Mon 09/29/14 04:43 PM
dear anonymous dog walker... . like you! I too enjoy taking my dog for a walk... the exercise the fresh air.... the time enjoyed bonding with your four-legged friend...mmm.. . happy days... but unlike you.. I bring these little plastic baggies with me.. .. you stick your hand inside the bag.. . and walk over to where your dog.. has just laid a biscuit.. and you bend over and pick the biscuit up..... remove the bag from your hand and tie it up.... and when you pass the next convenient garbage can... deposit the biscuit in receptacle.... ... now you non biscuit picker upper.. ...... I will keep my eye open for you.. and your rather large biscuit . . plopping laying dog..... and when I see you and your poopy pooch..... I will offer you a little bag.... followed with step-by-step instructions... .. because the children in the neighborhood.. do not appreciate stepping in your pooches biscuits...ok.. ...omg.. how can you possibly think.. . that leaving... a biscuit of that size.. .. on the ground.... is perfectly OK... ... you Philistine.... amazing, your dog actually poohs cookies.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Mon 09/29/14 04:46 PM
dear anonymous dog walker... . like you! I too enjoy taking my dog for a walk... the exercise the fresh air.... the time enjoyed bonding with your four-legged friend...mmm.. . happy days... but unlike you.. I bring these little plastic baggies with me.. .. you stick your hand inside the bag.. . and walk over to where your dog.. has just laid a biscuit.. and you bend over and pick the biscuit up..... remove the bag from your hand and tie it up.... and when you pass the next convenient garbage can... deposit the biscuit in receptacle.... ... now you non biscuit picker upper.. ...... I will keep my eye open for you.. and your rather large biscuit . . plopping laying dog..... and when I see you and your poopy pooch..... I will offer you a little bag.... followed with step-by-step instructions... .. because the children in the neighborhood.. do not appreciate stepping in your pooches biscuits...ok.. ...omg.. how can you possibly think.. . that leaving... a biscuit of that size.. .. on the ground.... is perfectly OK... ... you Philistine.... amazing, your dog actually poohs cookies. Not cookies, "biscuits".

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Mon 09/29/14 04:50 PM
dear anonymous dog walker... . like you! I too enjoy taking my dog for a walk... the exercise the fresh air.... the time enjoyed bonding with your four-legged friend...mmm.. . happy days... but unlike you.. I bring these little plastic baggies with me.. .. you stick your hand inside the bag.. . and walk over to where your dog.. has just laid a biscuit.. and you bend over and pick the biscuit up..... remove the bag from your hand and tie it up.... and when you pass the next convenient garbage can... deposit the biscuit in receptacle.... ... now you non biscuit picker upper.. ...... I will keep my eye open for you.. and your rather large biscuit . . plopping laying dog..... and when I see you and your poopy pooch..... I will offer you a little bag.... followed with step-by-step instructions... .. because the children in the neighborhood.. do not appreciate stepping in your pooches biscuits...ok.. ...omg.. how can you possibly think.. . that leaving... a biscuit of that size.. .. on the ground.... is perfectly OK... ... you Philistine.... amazing, your dog actually poohs cookies. Not cookies, "biscuits". yes but what you call cookies we call biscuits and vice versa. So either way, that is one clever Puppy dog

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 09/29/14 04:53 PM Edited by no1phD on Mon 09/29/14 04:51 PM
no!!! what would make him a clever puppy... is if he could bag his own biscuits...lmao..

dreamerana Joined Sat 09/21/13 Posts: 21544	Mon 09/29/14 07:47 PM
hola guapo. thank you for the phone call to see how my step sister is. glad you're liking your new job. your east coast time makes it easy to call you just before you head off to dreamland. sweet dreams

michele63 Joined Sun 02/12/12 Posts: 3405	Tue 09/30/14 10:11 AM
I did. Now im back. heehee

lu_rosemary Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 9123	Tue 09/30/14 11:59 AM
Well it did happened ... I don't know I guess..It can be difficult to see the line between assertiveness and rudeness, so many of us choose to err to far on the side of being nice. Yes, you. You know who you are. With practice though you can start getting what you want out of life without hurting other people. You might want to consider this...Sometimes...All the time would be good.. I swear it's the best advice I can give you right now..

Unknow Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 64077	Tue 09/30/14 12:23 PM
Blessed silence... Please tell me you were arrested...

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Tue 09/30/14 12:25 PM
Blessed silence... Please tell me you were arrested... Hell no!!! ..

Unknow Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 64077	Tue 09/30/14 12:29 PM
Blessed silence... Please tell me you were arrested... Hell no!!! .. Ahhh shiiit! Just my luck, eh?

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Tue 09/30/14 12:30 PM
Blessed silence... Please tell me you were arrested... Hell no!!! .. Ahhh shiiit! Just my luck, eh? Bahahahahahaha.... Uh huh

Unknow Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 64077	Tue 09/30/14 12:35 PM
Blessed silence... Please tell me you were arrested... Hell no!!! .. Ahhh shiiit! Just my luck, eh? Bahahahahahaha.... Uh huh gigglesnorting Youve made my day, Houston...

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Tue 09/30/14 12:38 PM Edited by 2KidsMom on Tue 09/30/14 12:39 PM
Blessed silence... Please tell me you were arrested... Hell no!!! .. Ahhh shiiit! Just my luck, eh? Bahahahahahaha.... Uh huh gigglesnorting Youve made my day, Houston... Want me to make you a puppy too...he he...

Unknow Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 64077	Tue 09/30/14 12:43 PM
Blessed silence... Please tell me you were arrested... Hell no!!! .. Ahhh shiiit! Just my luck, eh? Bahahahahahaha.... Uh huh gigglesnorting Youve made my day, Houston... Want me to make you a puppy too...he he... snorting hard Not while youre at work... Then again... That would be Talk to the Dragon...

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Tue 09/30/14 12:49 PM
Right.....I'm so texting that hawt sexy puppy litter making clown pleasing dragon loving man. (((((((The D..))))).....

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Tue 09/30/14 12:52 PM
It is done

Astrid Joined Tue 03/25/14 Posts: 7748	Tue 09/30/14 02:39 PM
Hi TxsGal Thanks for the help and suggestion. I just had my first two pics on the forum.

thewaterbearer Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 19759	Tue 09/30/14 03:19 PM


funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Tue 09/30/14 03:42 PM Edited by funkyfranky on Tue 09/30/14 03:42 PM
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain Don't carry the world upon your shoulders For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool By making this world a little colder

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Tue 09/30/14 03:50 PM
Franky