... are there any left on this side of the world? I am a leg man, so all you breast- challenged women out there are in luck. lol

best wishes on your hunt

he's gonna need it with smooth lines like that!

Yep, those "breast-challenged" women really go for brain-challenged men.

Sigh...is this what you mean?

Low baggage: she's never had a relationship EVER, & still lives at home.

Low weight: she has bulimia, anorexia or BDD (body dysmorphic disorder), due to any of the 3 listed she no longer menstruates & will never gain "pregnancy pounds" as she is infertile. She also can't have sex due to the extreme pain of having her bones touched.

Low maintenance: she has no job/social life/self esteem. She will completely depend on you for her entire existence & you will be the center of her universe. You'll never worry about her cheating on you because she will always be at your side...always, like knocking on the door of the bathroom when you've been in there for more than 5 minutes. She wears no makeup, doesn't shave anything & wears clothes her mother handed down.

Good luck with that...

-low baggage= she doesent have5 ex husbands, three of which are stalking her... and 6 out of control kids that i cant didipline
-low maintenance means she contributes to the household instead of spending my money on shoes
-low weight means just that. her arm needs to be smaller than my leg, and i dont need a forklift to move her around..

i like the part about no makeup and wearing old clothes, actually. i also find a woman who has dirt up to her elbows from working in the yard very sexy.
oh i forgot, also..., hi intelligence.

oh and either no sex drive or too much sex drive. not that im picky...