You could always go out dressed as my ex. Hell. you'd scare the crap outta Satan if you went out dressed like her.

i guess that is what attracted you to her in the first place huh? she was so scary??

Well they have some really great sexy pirates of the Caribean costumes for the girl...what ever her name was in the movie LOL, I'm spacing it out right now...

Um, I'm going as an ATM...

I'll have my card ready...bend over

Lmmfaooooooooooo An ATM? holy crap I can't stop laughing!

Ohhh A pirate, that's hot. I'm going to write that one down! Oh damn if your ex looks scary like that.... ummmm dayuuuuuuuuuum lol that's cold haha. No thank you lol.

Random_Stranger you're so HOT!

Redhead! I hope you find a costume too. Lets all be pirates! ARRRRRRGH! GET OFF ME SHIPS! lol jk

Mech? umm-er-ah.... lol why don't you get a bunch of blood pills and have someone "fake" stab you and bite down on two pills at a time and spit it up? haha ok maybe that was a bit graphic