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Topic: tell us a secret....
bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 08/21/14 12:32 AM
lol at "monkey whisperer"...I'm laughing sooo hard, tummy hurts.

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Thu 08/21/14 12:32 AM
THIS.......all the above is sometimes why it's impossible to go to sleep. Don't got to bed yet! You might have to pick us up at the ER. We usually end up there..... yeah we're on a first name basis there.... but that one doctor, i dont like him, he snaps those rubber gloves and goes places that no man has ever gone before.... that bastad!!!! this time im taking the strap on... bend over im driving!!! lmao

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 08/21/14 12:38 AM
THIS.......all the above is sometimes why it's impossible to go to sleep. Don't got to bed yet! You might have to pick us up at the ER. We usually end up there..... yeah we're on a first name basis there.... but that one doctor, i dont like him, he snaps those rubber gloves and goes places that no man has ever gone before.... that bastad!!!! this time im taking the strap on... bend over im driving!!! lmao Well...maybe ONE man has gone before...heehee...

mikey5360 Joined Wed 04/23/14 Posts: 26096	Thu 08/21/14 12:40 AM
Nope...dont have any anymore the last ones out now.

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Thu 08/21/14 12:45 AM
THIS.......all the above is sometimes why it's impossible to go to sleep. Don't got to bed yet! You might have to pick us up at the ER. We usually end up there..... yeah we're on a first name basis there.... but that one doctor, i dont like him, he snaps those rubber gloves and goes places that no man has ever gone before.... that bastad!!!! this time im taking the strap on... bend over im driving!!! lmao Well...maybe ONE man has gone before...heehee... dang it bash, you promised you wouldnt tell!!! it was innocent i swear... he wanted to go deep space 6 and play star trek.... that SOB lied.... and i wore my spock ears for fricken nothing!!!

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 08/21/14 12:48 AM
THIS.......all the above is sometimes why it's impossible to go to sleep. Don't got to bed yet! You might have to pick us up at the ER. We usually end up there..... yeah we're on a first name basis there.... but that one doctor, i dont like him, he snaps those rubber gloves and goes places that no man has ever gone before.... that bastad!!!! this time im taking the strap on... bend over im driving!!! lmao Well...maybe ONE man has gone before...heehee... dang it bash, you promised you wouldnt tell!!! it was innocent i swear... he wanted to go deep space 6 and play star trek.... that SOB lied.... and i wore my spock ears for fricken nothing!!! You call $250 I got for the picture NOTHING???....

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Thu 08/21/14 12:51 AM
well... ok.... it did pay for the beer and smoke that night... but damn, he promised me mc donalds and told me he loved me... that buttwipe threw me a milk bone and i didnt see him again. they wonder why im bitter and carry a riding crop....

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Thu 08/21/14 12:54 AM
OMG!!! i just saw the monkey running down the street in my SPOCK ears carrying your damn cactus!!! i believe charley was naked and chasing him ... oops there went the fuzz with their flashing lights.... im staying here behind the bushes...

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 08/21/14 02:21 PM
..the secret is out now lol Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass: http://youtu.be/7PCkvCPvDXk..

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 08/21/14 02:23 PM
..the secret is out now lol Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass: http://youtu.be/7PCkvCPvDXk.. Did I tell you that you remind me of a bass?...hehe

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 08/21/14 02:26 PM
love that song,, as soon as it hit the radio waves . .it

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 08/21/14 02:39 PM
..the secret is out now lol Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass: http://youtu.be/7PCkvCPvDXk.. Did I tell you that you remind me of a bass?...hehe sigh I don't know whether to eat you or mount you...

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 08/21/14 02:47 PM Edited by no1phD on Thu 08/21/14 02:45 PM
well .. silly straddle me first.. .. and then when you're done.. gorging yourself on me... .. you'll have something with.. flavor. flavor. to eat.. Hmm..

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 08/21/14 02:57 PM
well .. silly straddle me first.. .. and then when you're done.. gorging yourself on me... .. you'll have something with.. flavor. flavor. to eat.. Hmm.. Like your spaghetti sauce?....

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 08/21/14 03:06 PM
Awww.. you read my mind..lol gold star 4 you .....hmm.. . and my spaghetti sauce.. just a pinch of sugar...ok

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 08/21/14 03:13 PM
well I have been told !!that it's more salty than sweet... with an undertone of yummy....ohh. my spaghetti sauce that is..

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 08/21/14 03:14 PM
Awww.. you read my mind..lol gold star 4 you .....hmm.. . and my spaghetti sauce.. just a pinch of sugar...ok Nope. It's gotta be sweeter than that....

larsonc Joined Fri 06/20/14 Posts: 2377	Thu 08/21/14 03:22 PM
backs out of room with hands over eyes

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 08/21/14 03:25 PM
What.. it's a secret sauce..

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Thu 08/21/14 03:51 PM
well I have been told !!that it's more salty than sweet... with an undertone of yummy....ohh. my spaghetti sauce that is.. Who told you that? Ya mama?...About your spaghetti sauce, that is...