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Edited by
uk1971
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Mon 08/11/14 08:16 AM
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We agreed to meet for a picnic on Saturday by the river.
Damn! The green patch in the field by the river where we had planned to meet was covered in cow pats. On Sunday we agreed to meet at the little pub further down the river. Sunday arrived, as did we. Unfortunately, the pub was overrun by bikers on their way to their annual Hells Angel meeting. On Monday we agreed to meet for coffee in the village cafe. Sadly. Sunday night brought one of the stormiest nights in years, and the river level rose overnight putting the village cafe in danger of being flooded. Tuesday. River levels had dropped. We agreed to meet on the cycle path with our bicycles and to take a ride. Unfortunately the river levels had not dropped sufficiently and the cycle path was still underwater, On Wednesday The sun shone once again. We agreed to go the village cinema. DAMNIT!!!! The rivers water levels were STILL to high and it flooded the cinema generator room. Thursday we decided not to meet as you were meeting your girlfriends. Friday we agreed to go berry picking by the river. Curses. Because of the recent floods, all the bushes were washed clean of any fruit. On Saturday the river levels were back to normal. The sky was blue... The sun was shining... EVERYTHING was perfect..... Not a cow in sight No bikers The village cafe was once again open for business Friendly bike riders rode by, waved and said 'Hi' The cinema was once again open for business and the latest Hollywood blockbuster was premiering Your girlfriends were meeting THEIR boyfriends Berries on the other side of the river had survived the recent bad weather. We agreed to meet WITH our bicycles on the bridge by the cafe crossing the river. You would bring the picnic and I would purchase drinks from the pub. As I waited outside the pub you appeared on your bike wearing the beautiful blue dress you had on the day we first met. As you rode over that bridge a Hells Angel who had stayed on in the village after the meeting was going the other way. Sadly he did not see you as he sped over the bridge skidded through an earlier laid cow pat, knocking you off your bike over the bridge and through the berry bushes into the river. AFTER I had helped you OUT of the river we went into the pub were the landlord kindly allowed you to dry yourself off. His wife, also, kindly lent you a pair of jeans and a blouse while your dress dried off. The local handyman retrieved your bike from the river and the Hells Angel paid for the repairs. We then decided to go the cinema. WHEN we got there, we discovered that the film had been cancelled as the projectionist had been taken to hospital due to watching the antics over the course of the week of a couple from a tree when the branch of the tree he had been hiding in had broken and he had fallen into the river, and he had been admitted to hospital suffering a fractured shoulder. We agreed to meet on Sunday next to the Nuclear power station next to the river.......!!!!!!!! WHAT could possibly go wrong meeting by the river? 
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