ppffffftt...

popcorn, mountain dew and kleenex... lol

what you need in here are whipped cream and ice... and then some...

perhaps some icy hot..lol..
.... well I was going to have this little.
.... Ratatat a... catered...
..... but they were not willing to work in latex suits..... go figure..lol

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.... yes Luke I'm your cousin from your mother's side...lol

how about a chocolate fountain, then...?
and an ice sculpture..?

.. last time we had a chocolate fountain.... let's just say the cleaning staff..... is still chipping chocolate off of the moldings..lol..
..... and the ice sculptures..
... quickly turn into a big puddle..
... and the water starts to drip between the floorboards..
.... unfortunately.... the chamber of lust is directly beneath...
...... madam. dominatrix complain..
..... the dripping was distracting her..
..... apparently it's hard to .. sexually torture someone.... when there's water dripping onto your lit candles..
Lol

lol... you sure know your housecleaning ... hahaha!
i suppose madame dominatrix do not have enough subjects to order to do the cleaning for you...

no unfortunately she is rather hard on the staff..lol..<4uB..lol.
. we are constantly running ads.
. turn over here is quite high..
..... doesn't seem to matter how much bling bling we throw at them..
.... its just when the pushing comes to the shoving..... they tend to lose it..
...lol..
...... but for those few loyal few..
.... they do enjoy the company perks and benefits..mmmm
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nice to know that business is good

that is the funny thing about the business of pleasure...
. through good times and hard times.
.... it is always highly in demand..
... for instance when.. times are good people seek pleasure.. as a reward for themselves...
. but when times are bad..
. people seek pleasure..
. as a way to punish themselves...

..... that's why in good times its all..
...uh..and ah.... light touches and feathers..


.. and in bad times its all.
... harder and faster...
...... hard touches and leather whips..

Mmm.. I prefer hard times.. myself.

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i bet you do... the line leading to your basement just keeps getting longer...

Yes.. the lineup.lol.. unfortunately the fire marshal... said it was a fire hazard... we tried opening a waiting room... unfortunately too many cat fights..lol..
.. so we've had to implement..
. a by invitation only policy..
... however there is a sign up sheet..
... it's very "easy "to find..


unlike me..
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thanks, but i'll pass...

...aww... must say a little disappointed.. ..
... but we have your name on file..
... so if you ever change your mind..
. don't hesitate.... to scribble your name on that sign up sheet...

glad to see such dedication to customer service
so even if i don't avail of your offer, i think ill subscribe to your newsletter...
just to keep myself up to date on the latest trends

Ohh.. Wow ..excuse me I'm a little out of breath right now.. I just ran down to the sub sub basement..
... to look for the form requesting that you have your name admitted..
. from the form that has your information on it...
.....wow.. just let me catch my breath here....whhh....ook....ohh.. but glad to hear you are still interested in receiving the newsletter....

..... such a relief...

... good thing too !because apparently the form, requesting to have your name removed..... well it doesn't exist apparently..... oh just hang on one second, Sally .the receptionist just came back from lunch..

...... SALLY..

YES..

. do we have a form..


NO..

what do you mean no!.I haven't even asked you.. my question yet..

..... I know !but I'm just that good, I can read your mind..... that is what you pay me the big bucks for right..


..LOL... I KNEW I KEPT YOU AROUND FOR MORE THAN JUST YOUR PRETTY FACE...


.....ok.. thanks for waiting apparently the form .. well to be perfectly honest..... there has never been a need to create such a form...
Lol..
.... but somehow after... our little conversation gets . viewed a few thousand times..lol..
... I may have to get the lawyers to draft up such a form...lmao..

..... now in regards to your newsletter.
... should we email that to you or would you like me to deliver it in person...lol.


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.. okay I have to get creative in here.
..... need to paint the walls.
... not with blood.. done that been there..
.. not with pretty flowers..
.. I have walked down that garden path too many times..

... fairy dust and Tinkerbells..
...no.. I am know Peter Pan..

.... go west young man.
. no thanks I get sattle sores..

.... space the last frontier..
.ohh..hmm... no I get light headed as it is..... the lack of oxygen and all that.

.... steampunk..
.ohhhh.... now that..
... spins around quickly.. does the jazz hands.
. that sounds perfect..lol

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home sweet home
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