Topic: Was it the Beans? (True Story)
uk1971's photo
Tue 09/25/07 12:46 PM
My 3 year old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so, of course, I checked my 7 month old daughter and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said,
"No"..!
I kept thinking,
'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didn't have any clothes with me.'
Then I said,
"Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?"
Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled.......
"SEE, MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!!"
While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified!
Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better when they came over and thanked Me for the best laugh they had ever had!!! Another gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said,
'Don't worry son, My wife accuses me of the same thing all the time.....! I've just never had the nerve to make the point like you did.'

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1littleangel's photo
Tue 09/25/07 12:53 PM
OMG i have never laughed so hard, that was so funnylaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

dawnsky's photo
Tue 09/25/07 12:54 PM
LMAOlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh flowerforyou bigsmile

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Tue 09/25/07 12:54 PM
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Tue 09/25/07 12:59 PM
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coco56's photo
Tue 09/25/07 01:06 PM
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iam2phat4you's photo
Tue 09/25/07 01:06 PM
ROTFLMFAO!! laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh That was hilarious!!

Katertots37's photo
Tue 09/25/07 01:13 PM
OMG Tom!!! ROFLMAO!!!laugh laugh

blonderockermom's photo
Tue 09/25/07 01:57 PM
laugh laugh You know the old saying.."out of the mouths of babes", and that is so true!!!laugh laugh

Brian65's photo
Wed 09/26/07 03:08 AM
That is one of mthe funniest true stories I ever heard.