This a forum where funny people contest and show their comedic talent......post your jokes and I'll show you that I'm the funniest

I'm waiting lets here good one, you started this thread... Lead the way... set the standard....well?

Let me start with names......so times people give their child names based on how they look....here we go
If the head of the child is big then the parent will call the child EDWARD
If the child is thin the parents will call the child Tina
If the child is fat the parent will call the child Fatima
If the child has a big nose the parent will call the child Nosa
If the child has has a big hand,the parent will call the child Andre or Andrew,if its a girl Andrea
If the child had a big eye the parent will call the child Eileen

If the child has one leg the parent will call the child Eileen

If the child have small eyes the parents will call him/her look at me very well can you see me