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Such as;
Looking to hook up with an old fart. Won't settle for less than an insane cat lady. What other threads do y'all believe you'll never see posted on a dating site? |
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Edited by
Criollo99
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Mon 07/28/14 07:17 PM
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"Women in the 40's and 50's, who smoke, are CRAZY, look terrible and don't exercise, tell us ur secrets on staying healthy!"
"All Peri-menopausal woman wanted for dates" "All Menopausal woman wanted for serious dates" "All crazy, menopausal woman wanted for marriage" |
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looking for men of no ambition
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Hi dear,
oh wait, we have millions of them |
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Edited by
Criollo99
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Mon 07/28/14 07:47 PM
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Oh c'mon... you people are not even trying...
OK Franky: thank you! Something like "Fat, bald, uneducated, short guy, with no ambition, but with money: wanted" "Looking for serious hookups only!" "Latino hot-boy-toy wanted" Oh wait... that's for me only! "Wanting annoying man for serious relationship only: possibly marriage" "Where are the bathrooms here?" lol cannot be helped! computer humor "Looking for woman, with lots of baggage, divorce at least twice, for serious relation: possibly marriage!" |
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Sleazebag wanted
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Nigerian seeks passport
Oops |
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How many does it take to make a threesome?
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Scammer here
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"Choose me because I have abs."
Oh wait. We had one of those. |
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Where's the couch tater of my dreams.
I love to cook and clean for my man. |
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"Seeking a challenging woman. Must think for herself."
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Cheaters only need apply.
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"I want to use this site to find free prostitutes."
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"Willing to relocate for dating."
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Ex convict here
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anyone interested in necrophilia
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I was told if I say 'hai' western girls will drop their panties. I was told that's only if you say "HI BABE" and only if she is wearing Victoria Secrets! True story! |
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Who wanna be my baby daddy?
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Looking for a woman that lives in the basement of her parent's house, and is unemployed. Must have 4 kids by 4 different guys, and be hooked on some type of drug.
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