>
> (1) What does the average U of Texas player get on his SATs?
> .........Drool.
>
> (2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
> ..........A full set of teeth.
>
> (3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
> .........Grease her hips and push.
>
> (4) How do you get a former Oklahoma State football player off of your
>
> porch?
> ..........Pay him for the pizza.
>
> (5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
> .........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.
>
> (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
>
> .....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
>
> (7) What are the longest three years of a University of Miami football
>
> player's life?
> ..........His freshman year.
>
> (8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
> ..........None. That's a sophomore course.
>
> (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
> ......... Waco, TX. He knew that the police would never look at
> Baylor for a Heisman Trophy winner.
>
> (10) Why did Tennessee choose bright orange as their team color?
> .........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
> and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
>

Those are good!

good lady,,, at least you left north carolina schools out of that

Catchme those were hillarious.

I didn't write it thumper!!

like that!!

makes me glad I didn't go to collage