Topic: A Funny for the Ladies
karmafury's photo
Mon 09/24/07 02:39 PM
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like . .. Laxatives . ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like . Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .... . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ............... Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

no photo
Mon 09/24/07 02:40 PM
laugh laugh laugh
I love #11....HHHaaaaahhaaaahaa!!

pms64's photo
Mon 09/24/07 02:50 PM
I love it.
Sounds like most men I know. grumble
laugh laugh laugh laugh

PMS

1littleangel's photo
Mon 09/24/07 02:55 PM
that was to funny!!LOLlaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

ChelleBelle's photo
Mon 09/24/07 02:58 PM
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blonderockermom's photo
Mon 09/24/07 03:00 PM
Not worth buying the entire pig just to get a little sausage...OMG!!!LMAO!!!!
That was great!!!laugh laugh laugh