So this cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into
the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I
don't want to offend you"

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and
have been a nun as long as I have, you get a
chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
you could say or ask that I
would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun
kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do
about that:

#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be
Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says,"Yes, I'm
single and Catholic!

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that
would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you
crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess, I'm married and I'm
Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm
going to a Halloween party."

thats cute...LOL.. go my laugh for the night...LOL

Good one.

That's funny man!!