Topic: i found her...the one!
kc0003's photo
Mon 07/14/14 07:57 PM

If only Pinnochio didn't lie so much...

sad



don't be silly, pinocchio is a fictional character. not like this hottie!!!

dcastelmissy's photo
Mon 07/14/14 08:00 PM




It's a tv add for Direct Tv which offers installation without all the visible wires of a cable network. I think KC made the best choice that is if she leaves her human husband. She btw is a puppet and he's devoted to her. Lol. So good luck KC!!


she is not a puppet, she is real. if she wasn't they couldn't show it on tv!


Oh yeah, I forgot...just like anything stated on the internet is true! Forgive my careless statement KC! She's perfect for you...take a pair of scissors along which cut the strings she's attached to her husband. But can you really do that to him...he seems so sweet...never mind, when you get her, send him my way. I'll take him! :tongue: laugh


I would not dream of stepping into my friend Gibb's territory...first come first served I always say. Off topic, I do weddings and catering if you should need it. Complete wedding planning at your service and I can even do the photography if you wish...I wish you so much happiness...just be careful of the nails...not not the fingernails...but the nails...they could really cause a lot of damage. :tongue: laugh

scissors are not allowed in her general vicinity, that's a given.

sorry, gibbs already has dibs on the knucklehead husband, so you may have to deal with her on this issue.

dcastelmissy's photo
Mon 07/14/14 08:07 PM






It's a tv add for Direct Tv which offers installation without all the visible wires of a cable network. I think KC made the best choice that is if she leaves her human husband. She btw is a puppet and he's devoted to her. Lol. So good luck KC!!


she is not a puppet, she is real. if she wasn't they couldn't show it on tv!


Oh yeah, I forgot...just like anything stated on the internet is true! Forgive my careless statement KC! She's perfect for you...take a pair of scissors along which cut the strings she's attached to her husband. But can you really do that to him...he seems so sweet...never mind, when you get her, send him my way. I'll take him! :tongue: laugh


I would not dream of stepping into my friend Gibb's territory...first come first served I always say. Off topic, I do weddings and catering if you should need it. Complete wedding planning at your service and I can even do the photography if you wish...I wish you so much happiness...just be careful of the nails...not not the fingernails...but the nails...they could really cause a lot of damage. :tongue: laugh

scissors are not allowed in her general vicinity, that's a given.

sorry, gibbs already has dibs on the knucklehead husband, so you may have to deal with her on this issue.



so nice of you. once her divorce is final i will we will contact you with all of the info. btw, nails are not a concern, i can countersink them with little trouble.


I will anxiously be awaiting your call KC!!! bigsmile laugh laugh laugh

kc0003's photo
Mon 07/14/14 08:07 PM





It's a tv add for Direct Tv which offers installation without all the visible wires of a cable network. I think KC made the best choice that is if she leaves her human husband. She btw is a puppet and he's devoted to her. Lol. So good luck KC!!


she is not a puppet, she is real. if she wasn't they couldn't show it on tv!


Oh yeah, I forgot...just like anything stated on the internet is true! Forgive my careless statement KC! She's perfect for you...take a pair of scissors along which cut the strings she's attached to her husband. But can you really do that to him...he seems so sweet...never mind, when you get her, send him my way. I'll take him! :tongue: laugh


I would not dream of stepping into my friend Gibb's territory...first come first served I always say. Off topic, I do weddings and catering if you should need it. Complete wedding planning at your service and I can even do the photography if you wish...I wish you so much happiness...just be careful of the nails...not not the fingernails...but the nails...they could really cause a lot of damage. :tongue: laugh

scissors are not allowed in her general vicinity, that's a given.

sorry, gibbs already has dibs on the knucklehead husband, so you may have to deal with her on this issue.



so nice of you. once her divorce is final i will we will contact you with all of the info. btw, nails are not a concern, i can countersink them with little trouble.

MariahsFantasy's photo
Mon 07/14/14 10:24 PM
omfg kevin laugh

MariahsFantasy's photo
Mon 07/14/14 10:53 PM
Edited by MariahsFantasy on Mon 07/14/14 10:54 PM
im surprised no one actually brought in a team america reference...shame smh




kc0003's photo
Tue 07/15/14 09:53 AM
there is no comparing her to these buffoons. it's like balsa wood to red oak! besides, they're not even real, just some hollywood creation made to belittle and perpetuate stereotypical 'wired' people. it's a disgrace really.

michele63's photo
Tue 07/15/14 10:14 AM

Anybody? lollaugh smooched

kc0003's photo
Tue 07/15/14 10:22 AM
i don't see your wires...

MariahsFantasy's photo
Tue 07/15/14 10:29 AM
she's blonde, can bend down and be controlled.

yeah nothing stereotypical about that...

michele63's photo
Tue 07/15/14 10:35 AM

i don't see your wires...


NOW?drinker

MariahsFantasy's photo
Tue 07/15/14 10:41 AM

she's blonde, can bend down and be controlled.

yeah nothing stereotypical about that...


just adding to this since you find this normal behavior

i question your loyalty, this is a manipulating relationship. may have missy's blessing but not mine shades

gibbs1602's photo
Tue 07/15/14 11:28 AM




It's a tv add for Direct Tv which offers installation without all the visible wires of a cable network. I think KC made the best choice that is if she leaves her human husband. She btw is a puppet and he's devoted to her. Lol. So good luck KC!!


she is not a puppet, she is real. if she wasn't they couldn't show it on tv!


Oh yeah, I forgot...just like anything stated on the internet is true! Forgive my careless statement KC! She's perfect for you...take a pair of scissors along which cut the strings she's attached to her husband. But can you really do that to him...he seems so sweet...never mind, when you get her, send him my way. I'll take him! :tongue: laugh


scissors are not allowed in her general vicinity, that's a given.

sorry, gibbs already has dibs on the knucklehead husband, so you may have to deal with her on this issue.


For Missy, I would be prepared to give him up flowerforyou

kc0003's photo
Tue 07/15/14 01:48 PM


i don't see your wires...


NOW?drinker

ohhh better, BETTER!

kc0003's photo
Tue 07/15/14 01:58 PM
Edited by kc0003 on Tue 07/15/14 02:14 PM


she's blonde, can bend down and be controlled.

yeah nothing stereotypical about that...


just adding to this since you find this normal behavior

i question your loyalty, this is a manipulating relationship. may have missy's blessing but not mine shades

manipulating? (scoff) far from it. i;ve already gotten rid of three pair of scissors and taken down all of the ceiling fans in my house just to make it safer for her walk about.

i got some orange glo for when she feels 'dusty' and some murphy's oil soap for her to bathe in. i even picked up some swiffer products! this is commitment.

kc0003's photo
Tue 07/15/14 02:00 PM
Edited by kc0003 on Tue 07/15/14 01:59 PM





It's a tv add for Direct Tv which offers installation without all the visible wires of a cable network. I think KC made the best choice that is if she leaves her human husband. She btw is a puppet and he's devoted to her. Lol. So good luck KC!!


she is not a puppet, she is real. if she wasn't they couldn't show it on tv!


Oh yeah, I forgot...just like anything stated on the internet is true! Forgive my careless statement KC! She's perfect for you...take a pair of scissors along which cut the strings she's attached to her husband. But can you really do that to him...he seems so sweet...never mind, when you get her, send him my way. I'll take him! :tongue: laugh


scissors are not allowed in her general vicinity, that's a given.

sorry, gibbs already has dibs on the knucklehead husband, so you may have to deal with her on this issue.


For Missy, I would be prepared to give him up flowerforyou


awww gibbs, such a giver...flowerforyou

kc0003's photo
Tue 07/15/14 04:01 PM

She sound low maintenance .. Laughing .. And when you travel she will fit in suitcase .. Cheap holidays . Think you are on to something :-)

not sure of her preferred method of travel, but i am assuming some destinations are out of the question...such as mount vesuvius, kilauea or perhaps the entire pacific rim. no matter though, i bet the great red wood and sequoias forest would be high on her list and that's just fine with me.

dcastelmissy's photo
Tue 07/15/14 04:41 PM





It's a tv add for Direct Tv which offers installation without all the visible wires of a cable network. I think KC made the best choice that is if she leaves her human husband. She btw is a puppet and he's devoted to her. Lol. So good luck KC!!


she is not a puppet, she is real. if she wasn't they couldn't show it on tv!


Oh yeah, I forgot...just like anything stated on the internet is true! Forgive my careless statement KC! She's perfect for you...take a pair of scissors along which cut the strings she's attached to her husband. But can you really do that to him...he seems so sweet...never mind, when you get her, send him my way. I'll take him! :tongue: laugh


scissors are not allowed in her general vicinity, that's a given.

sorry, gibbs already has dibs on the knucklehead husband, so you may have to deal with her on this issue.


For Missy, I would be prepared to give him up flowerforyou


You are too kind Gibbs!! I would not dream of taking him from you! It was such a generous offer though and sweet as can be! flowerforyou

kc0003's photo
Wed 07/16/14 08:25 PM

See this is what happens when I tell you bedtime stories .. Grinning :-)


which reminds me, where is part two?

kc0003's photo
Thu 07/17/14 12:43 PM



See this is what happens when I tell you bedtime stories .. Grinning :-)


which reminds me, where is part two?
he heard the bedroom creak open .. And there she stood in all her beauty .. Almost as if his thoughts summoned her...

Laughing .. I was just untangling my wires :-)

don't do that! they're not tangled, i strategically bound them...pitchfork