Every once in a while .. say a Century or so .. a True Visionary comes forward .. I believe I am such a man .. I am pioneering a Brand New Concept .. and that is .. wait for it, wait for it .. NANO MONEY ! ! !

Now .. we all like to buy **** .. right ? We are deep into a Consumer Culture unlike anything previously seen in our Noble Rise of Man from monkey .. problem is .. cash is Finite .. sooner or later we will all run out .. in other words we arrive at Zero Sum .. what to do ? Well .. I have the anwser .. with those few remaining cents in your pocket .. do not despair .. you can still Buy **** .. from ME ! ! !

Examples of some of my Nano Goods are ( you will need a magnifying glass ) to truly appreciate your new purchases :

A grain of sand, a pin, 100 shiny new - Staphylococcus aureus bacteria ( also known as Flesh Eating Disease ) and Best of All .. a Wart off my *** .. do you see where this is going .. ?

Just like in the words of my bank .. B of M or The Bum Bank as I affectionately call it .. " We make Money make cents.

Vitsec