Topic: It's this Viagra
uk1971's photo
Sun 07/06/14 03:16 AM
A woman asks her husband around breakfast time,
"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"
He declines.
"Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now.
It's this Viagra,"
he says.
"It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something.
"How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a grilled cheese sandwich?"
He declines.
"The Viagra,"
he says,
"really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
"Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some delicious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again.
"No, thanks,"
he says,
"it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."
"Well,"
she says,
"Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"

pitchfork bigsmile

Conrad_73's photo
Sun 07/06/14 05:22 AM
but it does keep you from rolling out of Bed during the night!laugh pitchfork

Foszil's photo
Sun 07/06/14 05:20 PM

but it does keep you from rolling out of Bed during the night!laugh pitchfork

So I've been told !:banana: pitchfork

Datwasntme's photo
Mon 08/11/14 05:52 PM

but it does keep you from rolling out of Bed during the night!laugh pitchfork


if you roll right its more like pole vaulting