> On a hot summer day, a redneck came into town with his dog. He
> tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for
> a cold beer.
>
>
> About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked
> who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck said that it
> was his.
>
> The policeman said, 'Your dog seems to be in heat.'
>
> The redneck replies, 'No way dog's in heat---she's cool kawse I
> got 'ER tied unner the shade tree.
>
>
> The policeman says, 'No! You don't understand-- your dog needs
> to
> be bred.'
>
>
> 'No way,' the redneck says, 'dog don't need bread, she ain't
> hongry, kawse I fed 'ER beef jerky this mornin'.'
>
>
> Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; 'NO! You don't seem to
> understand, your dog wants to have sex!'
>
>
> The redneck looks at him with a long pause and says, 'Go 'head.
> I
> always wanted a police dog!'

Lmao

sounds like some of the guys around here!!

thats not right

Wonder how the sheep are?

git er' done

and all this time i thought they trained those dogs

***snickers****