Always wear clean underwear in public.

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back out of sight.
On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

Oh My,

omg! I love that! Best thing I've heard all day!

I almost cried

Oh sh** that would happen to me

ok, this one made me tear up and stop breathing.