Topic: A Priest and a Rabbi
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Tue 06/17/14 03:28 PM
A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responded - "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
The priest then asked - "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied - "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest - "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celebate?"
The priest replied - "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him - "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied - "Yes rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.
Finally the rabbi said "Beats the **** out of a ham sandwich doesn't it!"

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Wed 06/18/14 07:10 AM
slaphead rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

metalwing's photo
Wed 06/18/14 07:35 AM
great joke!laugh

Foszil's photo
Wed 06/18/14 02:42 PM
rofl rofl rofl :thumbsup: pitchfork A great yarn!!