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Ok, it's Friday and I am bored with the other threads.
If you were fired from your job at this very minute but left to finish your day what would you do to get even? |
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ACCIDENTLY PEE ON THE BOSSES DESK
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Flush dry cement down thier toilets.
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Type myself a really good refrence letter and use the bosses signature stamp to sign it
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Wear mistle toe on my back belt loop.
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THEN I WOULD MIG WELD THE OFFICE CLOSED SO HE COULDNT GET IN OR OUT
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Use up the rest of my vacation pay drinking beer.....LOL
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Make more money with their competitors.
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 Good Plan Fresh |
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THEN I WOULD HOOK JUMPER CABLES 2 SAID OFFICE SO WHEN H TRIED TO GET OUT,HE WOULD BE ELECTROCUTED BECAUSE HE WAS STANDING IN BEER PEE WHEN HE GRABBED THE DOORKNOB. THAT WOULD MEAN HE DIDNT GET THE PAPERWORK TO PERSONALL DEPT.,AND ID STILL HAVE A JOB!!!!!
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Eat all the ice cream in the freezer.
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Um. Since I work at home for myself, I don't think I'd better do anything!
Although, I can assure you that my boss is a real bit*h. :o) |
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Leave
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Glue all the paperwork together...
Put 900 numbers on speed dial... Send a memo to all empoyee's that friday is a now a holiday and they don't need to come in... Take all the toilet paper in the building and throw it out... Call the bosses pool boy and tell him its ok to invite all his friends to the house for the next party... Reset the time clock for quiting time, punch out and go home
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Whoa Mike -- you've given this some thought ...  Leave, of course .... what's she going to do , fire me AGAIN!!!! 
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Clear all the work I have done out of the computer...so they have to start from scratch
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Mike I love it LMAO |
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MIKE....
You LOVE your job that much, huh!!!  I would make sure that I took ALL my books with me. I wouldn't want anyone to get my notes, or copies of them...BUT, I basically LOVE my job, so there is NO worries. I've been there 28 years next week. The union would NEVER let them get away with it. My union is internationally known, it'd not going to happen. 
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Mike
, I like all of your ideas, mind if I borrow them. I just started anew job, but love to do them to the old place of employment
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