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Depends on what you're watching on tv and what you're prepared to pay.
 
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 i wanna be in charge of colonoscopies....my only problem is i don't use anesthesia
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For some reason I feel like I just went back in time to when medicine wagons traveled around in the USA with all kinds of cures that were basically alochol watered down
so what is in Dr. Toms medicine and Thumpers medicine?
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I can't speak for Dr Thumper, but I personally recomend Essence of Drongle juice with the seeds of a groogle berry.
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Good morning doctors. Waaca, waaca. I need a second opinion.
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I called my boss told him I was sick.
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My boss says "yeh, well what's the matter?" I said "I got anal glaucoma." he says "anal glaucoma? What's that?"
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I told him "anal glaucoma, you know I can't see my ass coming to work today."
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Bbrrrumph, ching!
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well,, this dr is hiding this weekend but ill pop in once in a while to check on yall, but biker,, we have a solution for that, its call used all sick days so call in dead excuse. take one and call me in the am.
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(((((((((((THUMPER)))))))))))))
((((((((((TOM)))))))))))))))) ahh the medicine wagon isnt open, and all I wanted was a witchs brew to feed to some people.......... 
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well,, i could prescribe something,, but it aint what you would want
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aight heres what i suggest,,take alum jice, lemon juice, and just a hint of vineger, mix up,, dont touch,, and put it in someones tea,, bout certain they wont be able to talk to you for a while,,,hehehehe,, if their tounge dont jump out and run from them.
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ahhhhhh but what I want is something that I can put in the coffee at work to bring back the laughter there, and get rid of the tension.......guess I will just have to put midol in the coffee grounds........for those men
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alrighty,., this doctor is in,,, anyone needing any mindless help?
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