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Topic: What's your Southern sign?
DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Fri 09/21/07 02:08 PM
POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You are a night person and mind your own business.

BayAreaGal Joined Sat 07/28/07 Posts: 6070	Fri 09/21/07 02:10 PM
Romeo! "Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead."?? WTF??

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Fri 09/21/07 02:11 PM
yeah WTF???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 09/21/07 02:13 PM
haha most people like to watch you work and play!!! No way!!!

BayAreaGal Joined Sat 07/28/07 Posts: 6070	Fri 09/21/07 02:13 PM
was that a 'rare breed'? or "rarely does he breed"?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 09/21/07 02:15 PM
are we stalking romeo???

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Fri 09/21/07 02:17 PM
@ Bay

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Fri 09/21/07 02:17 PM


Snugglesbyfire Joined Sun 04/15/07 Posts: 24422	Fri 09/21/07 02:21 PM
COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence with the essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache. Hmmmmmm wonder if I can become a baseball manager

MissBehaving Joined Wed 07/11/07 Posts: 1969	Fri 09/21/07 02:46 PM
Where do you get this stuff...?

MsTeddyBear2u Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 22031	Sat 09/22/07 12:27 PM
CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course and the bathtub to the living room. You tend to be particularly attractive physically, and you have very, very good heads. I do love the water. I only have one head though...

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Sat 09/22/07 12:46 PM
CATFISH (July 24 - Aug. 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run fast. You work and play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

Cali66 Joined Fri 06/22/07 Posts: 1555	Sat 09/22/07 01:06 PM
CATFISH (July 24 - Aug. 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run fast. You work and play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Sat 09/22/07 01:17 PM
BUTTER BEAN (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22) Always invite a butter bean to a party because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you should find happiness with a Moon Pie. I'm a butter bean, sounds so dirty...and apparently, I'm supposed to find a moon pie...

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Sat 09/22/07 01:19 PM
At least you know you get along with ... I don't

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Sat 09/22/07 03:00 PM
Good point. Hey Tom, my buddy got gypped. Where's the rest of his profile?