SANTA ARIVED AT HIS NEXT HOUSE AND AS USUAL HE SLID DOWN
THE CHIMMNEY. SANTA TUNED AROUD AND THERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF
HIM WAS THIS REALLY GOOD LOOKING WOMAN. SHE WAS DRESSED IN A
SEE THORUGH NIGHT GOWN. SHE SAID " OH SANTA WILL YOU PLEASE
STAY." SANTA SAID " HO HO HO GOT TO GO, GOT TO GO I HAVE TO DELIVER THESE PRESENTS DON'T YOU KNOW, DON'T YOU KNOW.
DETERMINED TO KEEP HIM THERE SHE TOOK OFF HER NIGHT GOWN
AND SAID " OH SANTA WILL YOU PLEASE STAY." SANTAS REPLY WAS
"HO HAY HO HAY GOT TO STAY GOT TO STAY I CAN'T GET UP THE
CHIMMNEY WITH MY D*** THIS WAY."

LMAO