-"I am, by nature, the nicest guy/girl you will ever meet."

-"I am more ready for a relationship now than ever before." [translation:I have never been so clueless as to what a healthy relationship entails.]

-"I'm funny/interesting/attractive/smart/cool/likeable....." [says you]

-"I am totally honest all the time (even in my sleep). " [lets define honest, shall we]

-"Social drinker" [if I had a nickel.....]

-”I’m a people person“ [Who are these other people exactly?]

-”I have a high sense of morals/I’m a good person” [not gonna touch that one]]

-”Tired of playing games” [way to admit you've been playing games, my friend]

-”I look A LOT better than my pictures ” [1,000 words says your wrong]

-”I’m a fantastic person who’s just misunderstood ” [oh wait, that one’s mine!]

-”I’m not looking for a sexual involvement right away, but would not be opposed to it if the opportunity came up.” [This is a typical CraigsList posting. I’m not even sure which part of this is a lie - talk about hedging your bets though. Nice......]

-”Looking for friends, maybe more” [CraigsList again. It's usually married people who say this. I'm sorry but every time I hear ".....and maybe more" I can't help but think of that episode of friends where Chandler and Phoebe pretend they're going to get it on. I can still hear Mathew Perry's voice. I just can't read that in all seriousness anymore.]

U GO SISTA!!!!

but true

But , but , but .... "I AM a fantastic person ", just ask me ... LMAO .... good one ... lol