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  Have you ever wondered if politicians really trust enough, to vote for themselves..?     
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      LOL No.
 
  Have you ever tried to nap and then heard power tools outside and gave up?  | 
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      Yes..  and that's what a breaker panel is good for ...   
    
Have you ever put your pants on backwards... and then tried to pee backwards..?  | 
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  Have you ever been deep sea fishing and didnt catch anything?  | 
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      No.
 
  Have you ever had a fish tank?  | 
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  ever told a fib about the size of the "big one" that got away....  | 
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     No. Have you ever had a fish tank? Yes.. many in the past.. both fresh and salt water ones.. Have you ever had a pet turtle that liked to play cards late at night..?  | 
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        Edited by
        jagbird
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        Mon 06/09/14 01:46 PM
       
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      STORM:
 
  Nope... I can only think of not catching anything, once in my life.. and even then, I caught bottom once..   
Have you ever been to a cedar ceremony for women..?  | 
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        Edited by
        Argo
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        Mon 06/09/14 01:47 PM
       
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      yes, he took a dive in the 3rd round....lol
 
  ever overfeed a goldfish and found him at the bottom of the tank ? did you know Jag went to speed typing school and was 1st in his class ?  | 
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      No... and No...  
    
Have you ever packed for a trip and forgot the essentials?  | 
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        Edited by
        jagbird
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        Mon 06/09/14 01:59 PM
       
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      Yes.. When I was about five.., I overfed one in a bowl..  
    
Had a funeral after.. and everything.. No.. That's a lie.. I can't type fast.. I can just use my toes, too.., so it's like having two sets of hands..     (I wish)..
Have you ever fed your cat a new kind of food.. and she looked at you like .. ..."Hey... Give this a try... and see if YOU like it.."..?  | 
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     No... and No...   
Have you ever packed for a trip and forgot the essentials? No.. and I told you that you don't need clothes anyway, Storm..         
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        Edited by
        jagbird
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        Tue 06/10/14 07:28 AM
       
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      Have you ever felt like people took your jokes seriously..?  
      
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      Yes?
 
  Have you ever been to Paris?  | 
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      No.
 
  Have you ever been to Italy?  | 
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      No.
 
  Have you ever been to Puerto Rico?  | 
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      Yes
 
  Have you ever seen the stars from the southern hemisphere?  | 
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      no
 
  have you ever been hiton the head and seen stars?  | 
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      No, but I have seen them from getting up to fast.
 
  Have ever worried about burning in hell for sins you might have committed.  | 
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      no
 
  have you ever considered repenting and being baptized for the forgiveness of your sins?  | 
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   (I wish)..