A man sits at a cafe, enjoying an after work aperitif, when a gorgeous young woman walks in. He cannot take his eyes off her. The woman notices his attentive stare and walks directly toward him. Before he can apologize for staring, the woman says,
"I will do anything for you, absolutely anything, for $100. There's only one condition.
"What's that"
asks the flabbergasted man. The woman says:
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words". The man considers her proposition for a moment, withdraws his wallet from his pocket and slowly counts out five $20 bills, which he presses into her hand. He looks deeply into her eyes as he says,
"Paint my house".

That is pretty darn FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

I've heard this before.....