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Topic: Bizarre comments said in the 'bedroom'
ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sat 04/19/14 02:48 PM
Strange,Bizarre or funny comments said before,jurying or after sex by you or to you. I'll start: Once said to me after I asked if she likes my thingy. Reply: "0f cource if it wasn't any good you wouldn't have brought it.

4evababy Joined Tue 02/26/13 Posts: 9258	Sat 04/19/14 02:59 PM
Why would you ask her that? Lol

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sat 04/19/14 03:19 PM
Why would you ask her that? Lol Lol..Truth,most comment & if they don't I guess I got fishing for compliments, its a survey that's been ongoing for 30 years Why do ya want to survey? Lol jk.

4evababy Joined Tue 02/26/13 Posts: 9258	Sat 04/19/14 03:20 PM
Lol haha, my ex use to talk about his ex right before sex, big fat turn off

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sat 04/19/14 03:33 PM
Lol haha, my ex use to talk about his ex right before sex, big fat turn off Ouch..yeah I guess so. On a one night stand years ago,she asked me my name after sex And I hesitantly answered: Wwwhy! Lol

4evababy Joined Tue 02/26/13 Posts: 9258	Sat 04/19/14 03:39 PM


ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sat 04/19/14 04:12 PM
She asked me in the livingroom for $10 bucks for travel I think it was for or drinks latter for when she would leave and I said sure. Then she asked me to the bedroom much to my surprise and said "that's why I came here. As we striped and I was dealing with the forwardness of stranger sex she asked me for the $10 just before the act. I said you sure no how to kill the 'mood' don't you! She replied "yep" and I stood up naked and gave her 10 bucks out of my jeans. afterwards she wiped off her chest with a towel and said " oh,there goes a Lawyer" I Laughed my head off,that was a pretty good one. Only in Canada..lol

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sat 04/19/14 04:15 PM
What do you mean you were saying the safe word for 60 minutes ...I didn't hear you ..lmao Lol right on. And that was you or him saying that? Him I hope.lol

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 04/19/14 04:23 PM
.. oh dang it.. I was all set with boardroom jokes.. . son of a *****. . now people when you're going to say boardroom... when a brother gets here. . he at least expect to find.. . a hot secretary hanging around.. . there goes my whole next 15 minutes..

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sat 04/19/14 04:35 PM
.. oh dang it.. I was all set with boardroom jokes.. . son of a ****. . now people when you're going to say boardroom... when a brother gets here. . he at least expect to find.. . a hot secretary hanging around.. . there goes my whole next 15 minutes.. I had to check my spelling there scraches head* ok boardroom then. scratches head again and says to self; what's a boardroom? must be for checkhers & chest

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Sat 04/19/14 04:36 PM
"NEXT"....

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Sat 04/19/14 04:42 PM
I once accidently said "You know you look good in the dark" Was not exactly what I meant, it came out that way

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 04/19/14 04:42 PM Edited by no1phD on Sat 04/19/14 04:46 PM
.. oh dang it.. I was all set with boardroom jokes.. . son of a ****. . now people when you're going to say boardroom... when a brother gets here. . he at least expect to find.. . a hot secretary hanging around.. . there goes my whole next 15 minutes.. I had to check my spelling there scraches head* ok boardroom then. scratches head again and says to self; what's a boardroom? must be for checkhers & chest ... my bad still got work on the brain... .. and I'm not wearing my glasses.. which reminds me..wtf.. did i do with my glasses..lmao ..

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Sat 04/19/14 04:44 PM
What do you mean you were saying the safe word for 60 minutes ...I didn't hear you ..lmao Lol right on. And that was you or him saying that? Him I hope.lol ..hmmm that was me saying those words ..h e was too busy crying like a girl you were sexing a crying dude for an hour?

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Sat 04/19/14 04:46 PM
What do you mean you were saying the safe word for 60 minutes ...I didn't hear you ..lmao Lol right on. And that was you or him saying that? Him I hope.lol ..hmmm that was me saying those words ..h e was too busy crying like a girl you were sexing a crying dude for an hour? that was just foreplay ..smiling lol

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sat 04/19/14 04:57 PM
.. oh dang it.. I was all set with boardroom jokes.. . son of a ****. . now people when you're going to say boardroom... when a brother gets here. . he at least expect to find.. . a hot secretary hanging around.. . there goes my whole next 15 minutes.. I had to check my spelling there scraches head* ok boardroom then. scratches head again and says to self; what's a boardroom? must be for checkhers & chest ... my bad still got work on the brain... .. and I'm not wearing my glasses.. which reminds me..wtf.. did i do with my glasses..lmao .. Or W(who)TF did you do without the glasses

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sat 04/19/14 05:01 PM
I once accidently said "You know you look good in the dark" Was not exactly what I meant, it came out that way TB..lol

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 04/19/14 05:02 PM
.. company secrets and all that you know...lol.. telling would put me in breach of my contract...lol

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Sat 04/19/14 05:05 PM
I meant to say something like- "You look absolutely magical in the moonlight" or some such nonsense. Without my glasses, they all look good.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sat 04/19/14 05:06 PM
What do you mean you were saying the safe word for 60 minutes ...I didn't hear you ..lmao Lol right on. And that was you or him saying that? Him I hope.lol ..hmmm that was me saying those words ..h e was too busy crying like a girl you were sexing a crying dude for an hour? @Blondey and more moe