after they are married!..

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight,
"I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNITE!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight".
He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that
one! Then he said,
"We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?, he said,
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh1t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

LMAO!!! That hilarious!!

Tom...

That was toooo good!!!