Ouch!!!

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I do have some sophisticated, crude, offensive, smart, long, cunning jokes -

However, at work - my usual jokes have to be a bit more grounded:
As a result I've developed a knack for telling jokes that only an imbecile would like - yet everyone does laugh at them - as in a 'I'm going to punch you for telling such a crap joke' laugh - sorta way

Such as:
I was having a joke at a box of washing powder the other day, and somehow the bleeder took offence.
He took it Persilly.

Or

I was chatting with a colleague the other day about another colleague, who for some daft reason, order 640 boxes of Cravendale Milk - The crux of the conversation ended with my conclusion of the matter in which I made the following remark about this colleague:
"How Dairy"

or

Cops were on the scene at a Pizza Hut in Heanor in which a body had been found covered in cheese, tomato, mushroom, ham and peppers.
A media representative for the district police claimed that the man had topped himself.

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I know it's a load of shite - but hey-ho -
A sense of humour's meant to be good, right?

If you want to know any of my better jokes, you'll have to let me know - *expects 0 replies*

ooh ooh can i tell a joke.its a good one!!!