Topic: If you woke in prison with the person above you in 5 words w | |
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Honey.........I'm home
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5 words ladies
Did you see that mouse? |
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, I only saw the snake!
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Was it a big one?
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Monstrous, where's the mouse?
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The snake ate the mouse
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the snake is going to........
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Yikes! I've never eaten snake
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The snake will be BREAKFAST!?!?!?
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It tastes just like chicken
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Chicken for breakfast, in prison
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You gotta kill it first
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Unless it kills me first
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You won't fit it's mouth
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Sorry, diet starts tomorrow
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Treadmill is under you bed
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I'd feel like Forest Gump
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Oh yeah! Run forest run
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you hit the nail head-on!
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Yeah a really sharp nail
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