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Who was blondeys pet became so angry...
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because he lost his toothbrush and MaryKay does not.....
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 Mary kay does not share her toothbrush because the big bad wolf has an awful armpit odor..lol
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that only kerosene can get rid of, but luckily.....
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But luckily the tidal wave came fast approaching and the big bad wolf has no choice but to finally take a bath...
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and smell as good as a woman who uses Mary Kay parfumes and.....
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Edited by
m3k4y
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Sat 02/07/15 10:40 PM
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And Mary kay's urine as his shampoo..
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which is QC'd by her assistant m3k4y who has to touch it with her bare.....
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Bare hands of m3k4y security guard named jhavez.who sometimes want to drink the said shampoo..
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Edited by
Jhavez
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Sat 02/07/15 10:50 PM
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but is a gentleman and offers m3k4y the first sip because.....
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Because jhavez is so careless and pour it all on his tux wich is his uniform as a waiter...so...
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so m3k4y tells me that she has a proven technique to remove urine stains but that means that.....
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That jhavez has to go swimming with his tux...
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while m3k4y pours gallons and gallons of chlorine into the pool and it burns the hell out of my.....
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Of his head...and now his bald..
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bald like an eagle that soars......
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And that he has to cut Mary kay'kay's hair to make a wig to cover his baldness. ..
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but colors the wig because it is way to light of a color which.....
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Wich is no need because a color pink suit him well
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because m3k4y thinks I hold my pinky in the air when I drink tea that....
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