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that just won't fit inside of your mountain climbing boots no matter how hard you try.....
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to ease them in with mayonnaise. Maybe one would want to seek the advise of...
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someone that works at Subway...
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as they stuff their bunz all day with a lot more than mayonnaise! If that doesn't work, there's this little ole'...
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home remedy that should let the foot...
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slip in nice and easy just like it....
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had grease covering it, but the dog was barking so loud that...
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I tripped over the bird bath in my front room and...
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the birds flew out of the house and...
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crapped all over the front step
 I ran out of the house, slipped and fell in the bird poo  Then the dog came out and...
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licked it off me and... |
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then all of the dogs in the neighborhood came by to see...
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what was left for them and
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then decided it would be more fun to chase cars and.....
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animal control came and cited me for too many dogs not on a leash. That's it! I loaded them all into my Trippy Hippy Bus and...
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dropped them off at the Dog Whisperers place to learn how not to.....
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bark, lick bird droppings, and chase cars. As they were quietly being trained, I spied an establishment that served my favourite...
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Angus Burger. So I went over there and ordered fries only because.....
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Ole Bessy my cow can tell when I've had beef
 I had to get a new tire for my unicycle because I pedaled over some...
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... porcupine quills..., that were left in front of the Burger Hut, as a message for mean-spirited people..., which meant...
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