A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One
of them wa s washing her private area and noticed that
there was a slight response on the monitor when she
touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there
was a small, recognizable movement

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minute s the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
Kat

OMG...

Tooooo funny

Kat...keep em comin!!

the jokes UK put up i can't send away with any dignity!!

damn it!!!

OMFG!! hahah JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW IDIOTIC MEN ARE :P jk ^_~ hahahha