From the debut of the Melmacian Times:



Published and Edited by Dodo Phlegm Oopski IV (a.k.a Dodo David)

Hello, my fellow Melmacians.

It is my pleasure to bring to you an online journal for those of us who survived the destruction of our beloved home-world Melmac.

The Men in Black were reluctant to approve of me creating this website, but they approved after I told them that the mere existence of this website would upset the Alien Task Force.

The thought of the Alien Task Force being upset was enough to make Agent K smile. Have you ever seen Agent K smile? It is as rare as seeing Wednesday Addams smile.

By the way, if you ever do see Wednesday Addams smile, then run for your life!

Ima Knot Byenit!

Oh. We are supposed to make up a funny name instead of giving out our real one.

Rita Ona Dodo

Hey Dodo...

<=== Kat Skinner

Kay Aller Jyk

Y. Yu Asken

Ima Knot Shure

harold

Ima Gladys Tameetya

Hal Etosious

...anybody got a mint?

Pepper Mynte

Howie Rephreshyng

Ana Tastytu

Leminy Snickett....

Christmas...

<<<< Woodrow Yurbote...

Wonder Bra

Cash

(..and I expect all cheques with my name on it to be returned..)

Al E. Kat