WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin, former Governor of Alaska and Vice Presidential candidate, announced today that she has joined the Malaysian government as part of their official search team for the missing Malaysian Airlines plane.

Palin spent the first day of the search on the back porch of her Wasilla home.

“It is such an honor to join this search, it is just great to be called on for such an job. The last few years have been a bit dull,” Palin tells us. “Todd and I got a big cup of coffee and sat on the porch for a few hours this morning just in case the plane made it all the way to Russia.”

Malaysian authorities say this is the strongest effort so far by official Malaysian search parties. The plane went missing two weeks ago on March 8th, with a number of unsuccessful leads by international efforts.

Palin announced that her next step is to move the search back to Kuala Lumpur.

“When I misplace something I always find it important to go to the place I saw it last,” Palin says. “The other day I couldn’t find my keys, started looking and sure enough they were still in the car. I betcha that plane is still at the airport.
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and sure enough they were still in the car. I betcha that plane is still at the airport.”

A LITTLE "LIPSTICK" GOES A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG WAY!

you been pwned again Sunshine!

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Seems today is the 1th of April!

http://www.rockcitytimes.com/farmer-lost-corn-maze-2008-alive/

EUDORA, Ark. – A farmer lost in his own corn maze since 2008 has been found alive. Bryan Kelley was last seen leaving his home on an autumn Sunday afternoon, telling his wife and children he was going to “make the best McCain/Palin corn maze ever seen in Chicot County.”

Authorities conducted an extensive search for the missing master maze maker in 2008, but were continually confounded by the size and complexity of his maze.

“We lost a lot of good men in that maze,” said Chicot County sheriff Doug Douglas, Jr. “And with Palin on the ticket, they didn’t stand a chance in the first place. What a waste.”

The Eudora Corn Maze Catastrophe, as is it known locally, played a pivotal role in the establishment of current laws regulating GPS trackers for all corn maze participants, Douglas noted.

In recounting his harrowing ordeal, Kelley said he spent the first few months setting signal fires daily in hopes of attracting attention and being rescued. By summer 2009, after months of searching the endless corridors of the 800-acre maze, Kelley says his outlook began to change.

“At some point, you just give up caring and start wearing loincloths,” Kelley said. “I started carving faces into the corn cobs and talking with them for hours. It is amazing how uplifting and supportive Bristol Corncob could be, she helped me through some difficult nights.”

For sustenance, Kelley says he began hunting mice to supplement his daily corn intake.

“It’s good to be home at last,” Kelley said from his Drew Memorial hospital bed in Monticello. “If I had to eat raw corn one more day I was liable to kill myself.”

“So, how are the Maverick and the Pitbull doing, anyway?” he asked. “I’m assuming they won re-election?”

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Here in Umerika Mr Conrad its april fools day. duh

Finally dawned on you,hmm?
when it comes to Palin you believe anything,any day of the year!

This just in, Amelia Earhart's plane, has been found.

Bernanke denounces Keynesian Economics, to author book supporting Audit the Fed

http://www.campaignforliberty.org/national-blog/bernanke-denounces-keynesian-economics-author-book-supporting-audit-fed/

as John Wayne said:"That Will Be The Day!"

Gee, I wonder just whom did get pawned here!!!






















Happy April Fools Day!

Most people are overlooking something about the missing plane.

Ok so, supposedly, they have detected "pings" from the missimg plane's black box. Let's just assume that this is true, if so, how in the world did that plane end up off the coast of Australia, when it was headed to Bejing?

Also, I have learned something from this whole thing that is really bad. That is that most people will believe anything the news tells them without qestioning it, no matter how Absurd.




Car companies can tell if your airbags have gone off in a $15,000.00 POS sedan, locate you within 1 meter via satellite, contact you instantaneously and talk to you live through your car radio, and then call EMT, but we are being told we can't find a $300 Million Dollar Triple 7 ?

As Congressman Hale Boggs would say about the Single Bullet Theory, "That Dog Don't Hunt!"

Funny, he was the only dissenting voice on the Warren Commission. He went for a short plane ride in 1972. Over land. They haven't found his airplane yet either...