I didn't know where to put this thread because it doesn't fit anywhere so I tried in Jokes and Funny Stories.
My Brit folks am so damn stranded and 'left on the cold' because the lady I was getting along with well on this site, the only one I hoped that things could work out well has opted to date her female friend since the legalisation of gay marriage in Britain.
she is has now joined "the Society of Endangering Human Species" and she hope never to give birth because she will just adopt
children (I hope not from Zambia) to make up for her parenthood.
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#Note: if you're not a Brit don't dare say anything silly because I can only joke with the Brits to this extent. Whatever you will say, I will consider it as racist remark.