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Topic: You can't be my friend
2469nascar Joined Fri 11/22/13 Posts: 5231	Thu 04/03/14 09:52 PM
If you dont like racing you cant be my friend I'll have you know sir, I am no racist! FLMFAO NO NO NO ! NASCAR RACING. but i think u new that ...LOL

liferules36 Joined Fri 03/28/14 Posts: 273	Thu 04/03/14 10:38 PM
Serious or not I can only lol at this

kay8788 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 35	Thu 04/03/14 10:48 PM
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kay8788 Joined Thu 03/27/14 Posts: 35	Thu 04/03/14 10:50 PM
If you dont like racing you cant be my friend I'll have you know sir, I am no racist! FLMFAO NO NO NO ! NASCAR RACING. but i think u new that ...LOL LAUGH OUT LOUDEST!

Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Fri 04/04/14 03:17 PM
unless you can say this. Hi lo, eenie meanie chow chow, um chow chow. Fee wowee, Ichdieminie, sachtiakey, boomdishady, you hoo!

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Fri 04/04/14 03:20 PM Edited by no1phD on Fri 04/04/14 03:23 PM
.. you can't be my friend if you can't hold your breath for longer than a minute..WHAT!!. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN WE GET STUCK SOMEWHERE.. and that quality could come in handy.. like perhaps a long road trip.. and I just ate some pork and beans.. you know the magical fruit that makes you toot toot...lmfao.. .laughing my f**** * off... farting.. a.s.s

realcarebear Joined Sat 12/07/13 Posts: 6876	Fri 04/04/14 03:54 PM
If you are a user...you can't be my friend!

Mississippigal2003 Joined Thu 01/16/14 Posts: 1739	Fri 04/04/14 05:16 PM
If u have no tact or class u can't be my friend. Social etiquette is important.

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Fri 04/04/14 05:17 PM
If you are malicious to me or to one of my friends! My friends are my friends...mess with one of them and you mess with me...something I would not ever allow. Call me stupid if you like, but I am a faithful friend to everyone who will call me their friend. If you choose to leave the friendship, I wish you well, but I don't have the time to waste on you! There are too many beautiful people out there who would value my friendship. JMHO.

Unknow Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 64077	Fri 04/04/14 06:04 PM
Someone who will not mop my kitchen floor cannot be my friend...

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Fri 04/04/14 06:21 PM Edited by FearandLoathing on Fri 04/04/14 06:22 PM
You have a stoop, yes?

Unknow Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 64077	Fri 04/04/14 06:34 PM
(I dont like to mop...snickering)

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Fri 04/04/14 06:37 PM
(I dont like to mop...snickering) I'm a killer Master of the Custodial Arts.

Unknow Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 64077	Fri 04/04/14 06:44 PM
(I dont like to mop...snickering) I'm a killer Master of the Custodial Arts. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Master here to help! Must have clean floors by June... Shinpai suna... head bow June here soon.

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Fri 04/04/14 07:47 PM
if you can't put your iPhone down for more than 30 seconds at a time you cannot be my friend (or anyone else's)

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Fri 04/04/14 07:49 PM
If you dont like racing you cant be my friend I'll have you know sir, I am no racist! FLMFAO NO NO NO ! NASCAR RACING. but i think u new that ...LOL yep, i knew that...feller asked me one time if i was a racist and i told him, "not really, i ain't very fast."

Mississippigal2003 Joined Thu 01/16/14 Posts: 1739	Fri 04/04/14 10:59 PM
I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Fri 04/04/14 11:19 PM
any woman that refuses to go topless in my presence can't be my friend dudes best keep their shirts on

2469nascar Joined Fri 11/22/13 Posts: 5231	Fri 04/04/14 11:45 PM
If u have no tact or class u can't be my friend. Social etiquette is important. WOW I like that. classie. do you have a sister? If a girl cant be a lady out side of the bed room. and a bad girl in the bed room she cant be my friend. or my FWBB

TEDDY711 Joined Thu 04/03/14 Posts: 43	Fri 04/04/14 11:48 PM
Anyone who watches reruns of 'The Dukes of Hazzard' will never be my friend. what do you have against that