Topic: A new element discovered!
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Thu 03/20/14 02:35 PM
Edited by Sojourning_Soul on Thu 03/20/14 02:34 PM

A new element discovered named Pelosium!

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.

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Thu 03/20/14 02:39 PM
drinker :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Thu 03/20/14 02:42 PM


A new element discovered named Pelosium!

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.



Is that an Isot(d)ope of Governmentium?laugh

no1phD's photo
Thu 03/20/14 02:53 PM
.. I must admit.. the topic had me stop to come and take a look..laugh laugh ....

richnel89's photo
Thu 03/20/14 03:48 PM
I think i need a real picture of that elephant.so that i wil go pay him a visit.Hahahaha

willing2's photo
Thu 03/20/14 04:58 PM

I think i need a real picture of that elephant.so that i wil go pay him a visit.Hahahaha

Before it converted to a reptilian, there were female genes in there.

But, that's just rumor.

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Thu 03/20/14 06:39 PM
One of my favorites, here is a photo to go with itlaugh




A new element discovered named Pelosium!

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium.






Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.


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Thu 03/20/14 09:48 PM

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Fri 03/21/14 01:20 AM
moronfrown rofl

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Fri 03/21/14 01:25 AM



must have been cold when that Picture was taken,Face looks kind of frozen!laugh

Sojourning_Soul's photo
Fri 03/21/14 05:35 PM




must have been cold when that Picture was taken,Face looks kind of frozen!laugh


Hate to think she paid for that look.....all that plastic! Must have been a failed mold! noway laugh