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I was in a bar last night and the most brutally ugly woman came up to me, squeezed my arse and said
"Give me your number sweetheart." "Sure", I replied, "Have you got a pen?" "Yes" she said. "Well" I said, "You'd better get back in it before the farmer realises you're missing!" |
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Uuuhh, Harsh!
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Thts funny
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