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Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 4
jagbird Joined Mon 07/15/13 Posts: 28720	Wed 04/09/14 01:52 PM


Argo Joined Mon 11/11/13 Posts: 12416	Wed 04/09/14 02:04 PM
Ask him if he remembers the time he scolded me for being sexually suggestive in one of the other threads? Then just shake my head at him... yogurt and snowballs..? sexually suggestive ?? huh, wtf.... i think all that sex stuff is all in your pretty little "shakin' head"...naughty girl...rcb

jagbird Joined Mon 07/15/13 Posts: 28720	Wed 04/09/14 02:07 PM
..Tell him.., that I'm not that "picky"..., but that I don't choose male guitar players for "pick-ups"...

Maria195 Joined Fri 10/04/13 Posts: 7361	Wed 04/09/14 02:15 PM
give her some of my yogurt...............hi maria Hello argo! long time no see I will let him stay in the couch, because I don't share my bed with anybody but my sweetheart

jagbird Joined Mon 07/15/13 Posts: 28720	Wed 04/09/14 02:27 PM
Let her continue sleeping.., while I play a game of Russian backgammon, with Elmo..

Maria195 Joined Fri 10/04/13 Posts: 7361	Wed 04/09/14 02:35 PM
Let her continue sleeping.., while I play a game of Russian backgammon, with Elmo.. U R funny jag but my Elmo is a staff animal, he talks and flips His little voice sounds cute though lol...A good friend of mine gave it to me over 10 yrs. ago Well Jag i guess i will used Elmo to wake you and make us some breakfast!

jagbird Joined Mon 07/15/13 Posts: 28720	Wed 04/09/14 02:40 PM
Tell him not to do that laugh in my ear, when he wakes me, though.. See if she is like a Timex... "takes a.... and.."...

Maria195 Joined Fri 10/04/13 Posts: 7361	Wed 04/09/14 02:48 PM
Can you be more explicit please? "See if she is like a Timex... "takes a.... and..".. LOL Just tell get up please...somebody is at the door looking for you, so once he's out I will slam the door and lack him OUT

jagbird Joined Mon 07/15/13 Posts: 28720	Wed 04/09/14 03:03 PM
No... I can't.. Tell her that Paul Simon was wrong... and that there are more than 50 ways to leave your lover...

Maria195 Joined Fri 10/04/13 Posts: 7361	Wed 04/09/14 03:14 PM
Okay Jag i had enough of you breaking in...so go to sleep in the next bedroom...I need my bed back and make sure my breakfast is ready before i get out of the shower in the morning

Mississippigal2003 Joined Thu 01/16/14 Posts: 1739	Wed 04/09/14 06:10 PM
Pull her hair and act like it never happened when she wakes up

lonelyman3036 Joined Mon 08/05/13 Posts: 1590	Wed 04/09/14 11:27 PM
Bend her over and pull her hair!

realcarebear Joined Sat 12/07/13 Posts: 6876	Thu 04/10/14 03:34 AM
Steal the blanket, cover his junk with his cowboy hat and go to the couch.

cha7385 Joined Fri 11/22/13 Posts: 3782	Thu 04/10/14 03:37 AM
ill share the bed with her.. wouldnt want to disturb her while she sleeps.

liferules36 Joined Fri 03/28/14 Posts: 273	Thu 04/10/14 03:38 AM
Tell her welcome to Minnesota...lets go get some brunch

jagbird Joined Mon 07/15/13 Posts: 28720	Thu 04/10/14 06:02 AM Edited by jagbird on Thu 04/10/14 06:02 AM
Look around to see if Rod Serling was in the room.., because I would feel like I was on the Twilight Zone...

Maria195 Joined Fri 10/04/13 Posts: 7361	Thu 04/10/14 06:08 AM
I guess somebody doesn't know how to read LOL.... Okay Jag i had enough of you breaking in...so go to sleep in the next bedroom...I need my bed back and make sure my breakfast is ready before i get out of the shower in the morning

jagbird Joined Mon 07/15/13 Posts: 28720	Thu 04/10/14 06:13 AM
Grab her a rolling pin.., to go with her rant...

Maria195 Joined Fri 10/04/13 Posts: 7361	Thu 04/10/14 06:17 AM
Funny jag...very funny I guess he likes my bed so, I will let him stay there and sleep in the guest bedroom

jagbird Joined Mon 07/15/13 Posts: 28720	Thu 04/10/14 06:33 AM
Call Chippendales before she wakes up... and have a few men wake her up slowly..