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isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Thu 03/13/14 10:43 AM
What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains a thin-whitish liquid?

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Thu 03/13/14 10:44 AM
Cocanut.

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 03/13/14 10:45 AM
What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains a thin-whitish liquid? I don't know, what does start with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains a thin-whitish liquid?

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Thu 03/13/14 10:46 AM
Torgo got it

prashant01 Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 14148	Thu 03/13/14 10:48 AM
In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year? Now that's real intellect.

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 03/13/14 10:50 AM
Torgo got it Oh yeah, even if he did spell it wrong, I'll forgive him, he has chloroform

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Thu 03/13/14 10:50 AM Edited by isaac_dede on Thu 03/13/14 10:50 AM
Torgo got it Oh yeah, even if he did spell it wrong, I'll forgive him, he has chloroform He does, but he says he only carries it when you're around...you may want to be careful.....

prashant01 Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 14148	Thu 03/13/14 10:51 AM
What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains a thin-whitish liquid? & this too....BRAIN STORMING...

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 03/13/14 10:52 AM
Torgo got it Oh yeah, even if he did spell it wrong, I'll forgive him, he has chloroform He does, but he says he only carries it when you're around...you may want to be careful..... Its when I see the cloth that I get worried

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Thu 03/13/14 10:57 AM Edited by isaac_dede on Thu 03/13/14 10:56 AM
Ok, here is one for you, 3 buddies are drunk in Vegas, so they decide to get a hotel for the night. The Hotel cost's $30 so they split it evenly at $10 a piece. The manager tells the bell boy, that because they were gambling at his casino the room was only $25 and hands the bellboy $5 to give back to the guests, In the elevator the bellboy decides he can't split $5 between 3 people, so he decides to give them each $1 back, and he pockets the other $2 as a tip So now each guy only paid $9 dollars for the room(10 minus the one they got back) So 9X3=27 + the 2 the bellboy pocketed equals $29 Where did the other dollar go?

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Thu 03/13/14 10:58 AM
Torgo got it Oh yeah, even if he did spell it wrong, I'll forgive him, he has chloroform He does, but he says he only carries it when you're around...you may want to be careful..... Its when I see the cloth that I get worried I was only going to help you blow your nose.

prashant01 Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 14148	Thu 03/13/14 10:58 AM


prashant01 Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 14148	Thu 03/13/14 11:00 AM


funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 03/13/14 11:03 AM
Ok, here is one for you, 3 buddies are drunk in Vegas, so they decide to get a hotel for the night. The Hotel cost's $30 so they split it evenly at $10 a piece. The manager tells the bell boy, that because they were gambling at his casino the room was only $25 and hands the bellboy $5 to give back to the guests, In the elevator the bellboy decides he can't split $5 between 3 people, so he decides to give them each $1 back, and he pockets the other $2 as a tip So now each guy only paid $9 dollars for the room(10 minus the one they got back) So 9X3=27 + the 2 the bellboy pocketed equals $29 Where did the other dollar go? $30 for a room in Vegas, must have been a s--t hole

prashant01 Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 14148	Thu 03/13/14 11:11 AM Edited by prashant01 on Thu 03/13/14 11:12 AM


funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 03/13/14 12:00 PM
If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Thu 03/13/14 12:12 PM
Second place.

iota0000 Joined Mon 09/09/13 Posts: 28	Thu 03/13/14 07:42 PM
lets see who can answer this: A butcher in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

iota0000 Joined Mon 09/09/13 Posts: 28	Thu 03/13/14 07:45 PM
40/60 grams.

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Thu 03/13/14 08:03 PM
Ok, here is one for you, 3 buddies are drunk in Vegas, so they decide to get a hotel for the night. The Hotel cost's $30 so they split it evenly at $10 a piece. The manager tells the bell boy, that because they were gambling at his casino the room was only $25 and hands the bellboy $5 to give back to the guests, In the elevator the bellboy decides he can't split $5 between 3 people, so he decides to give them each $1 back, and he pockets the other $2 as a tip So now each guy only paid $9 dollars for the room(10 minus the one they got back) So 9X3=27 + the 2 the bellboy pocketed equals $29 Where did the other dollar go? $30 for a room in Vegas, must have been a s--t hole 25 + 2+1+1+1= 30....they didn't pay 9 dollars a piece, they paid 9.33 each... 25 + the 3 he gave them back =28....