A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day
talking about how much their lives sucked.

The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and
juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."

"So," the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad?
Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts
spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."

The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it
rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over
my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall
until I throw up and pass out.

shame on u fresh

OMG...

That was toooo good

LMAO ... yuo had me at cucumber, pickle and penis ... LMAO

Too Funny Fresh

Oldy but a goody