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Topic: Muscle man
funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sun 03/09/14 01:26 AM
A blonde meets a body builder at the bar and they go back to his apartment for some fun. The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have." The body builder tells her, "That's to carry around a 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was!

FLIGHTPHOENIX Joined Sat 11/23/13 Posts: 1163	Sun 03/09/14 01:30 AM
awesome hun

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Sun 03/09/14 01:32 AM


realcarebear Joined Sat 12/07/13 Posts: 6876	Sun 03/09/14 03:06 AM
Seriously!!!

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Sun 03/09/14 07:01 AM
A blonde meets a body builder at the bar and they go back to his apartment for some fun. The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have." The body builder tells her, "That's to carry around a 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was!

red_lace Joined Sat 04/17/10 Posts: 7247	Sun 03/09/14 10:12 AM
Funny joke, Franky! :)

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