Topic: Old Couple in Court
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Fri 02/28/14 12:30 PM
Edited by suttlekrissy on Fri 02/28/14 12:40 PM
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge he asked her "What did you steal?"

She replied "A can of peaches."

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied "6."

The judge said " I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could pronounce the punishment, the husband spoke up and said "She also stole an can of peas."

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Fri 02/28/14 12:34 PM
uh ohh...:cry:

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Tue 03/04/14 09:12 AM
laugh laugh laugh I like tis joke! hee! hee! hee! laugh laugh laugh drinker :banana:

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Tue 03/04/14 12:00 PM
Thanks, I was beginning to think that it went right over everyone's head slaphead

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Tue 03/04/14 12:04 PM
laugh

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Tue 03/04/14 01:48 PM
Funny thing...those husbands....lol!

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Wed 03/05/14 06:47 AM
I like the joke.

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Thu 03/06/14 05:34 PM
Ok, I know, offtopic, but I had to share a story... I worked in a pharmacy when I was in my early 20s. Two elderly women arrived at the cash register at the same time, and the first, when retrieving money from her purse dropped something on the floor. From my vantage it was funny to watch, as both women stooped down in super slow motion to pick the thing up and clunked their heads together laugh Don't worry, it's ok to laugh, both of them howled!!