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The Italian: throws the cup, breaks it and walks away in a fit of rage. The German: carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee. The Frenchman: takes out the fly and drinks the coffee. The Chinese: eats the fly and throws away the coffee. The Russian: drinks the coffee with the fly, since it came with no extra charge. The Israeli: sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee. The Palestinian: blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act to the UN as an act of aggression, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, Frenchman, Chinese, German and Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of tea to the Palestinian. |
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Thats good moe
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Thats good moe hi low! how are you? |
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Thats good moe hi low! how are you? Good as I can get .How about you? |
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Thats good moe hi low! how are you? Good as I can get .How about you? just wonderful, thanks... kinda bored tonite tho... |
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Lot of morbid jokes flying last night.
They did blow up a Cafe - Leopold Cafe in Bombay in 2008 and it was not a Philistine. The Cafe was a hangout for expatriates coffee, Persian Tea & beer flowed. See Wikipedia for details. Been there. It was like a hot cafe in NYC. & you know who scouted the area & set up targets on that night for the Pakistani Taliban (Lakshar) - it was an American - David Headley. November 2008 - Mumbai Blasts: Leopold Cafe, Taj Palace Hotel - blasted At Victoria Terminus train passengers shot down under rapid fire machine guns all on the same night. Bloody hell, Indian police carries sticks on patrol - useful to drive cows off the road - watches the fireworks till oppositions ammunition runs out. David Headley is still laughing - reportedly in a Chicago prison |
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does this person above me.. have a funny antidote or joke in there somewhere..lol.. are am I missing it..hmm.. oh I get it now... ranting and raving is the new humor..lmao
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Reality makes the joke more poignant, hmm?
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To OP Owner
Sorry I blew up. Was in the City when they blew up the cafe |
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To OP Owner Sorry I blew up. Was in the City when they blew up the cafe no problem, i know India has their problems too... |
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Lot of morbid jokes flying last night. They did blow up a Cafe - Leopold Cafe in Bombay in 2008 and it was not a Philistine. The Cafe was a hangout for expatriates coffee, Persian Tea & beer flowed. See Wikipedia for details. Been there. It was like a hot cafe in NYC. & you know who scouted the area & set up targets on that night for the Pakistani Taliban (Lakshar) - it was an American - David Headley. November 2008 - Mumbai Blasts: Leopold Cafe, Taj Palace Hotel - blasted At Victoria Terminus train passengers shot down under rapid fire machine guns all on the same night. Bloody hell, Indian police carries sticks on patrol - useful to drive cows off the road - watches the fireworks till oppositions ammunition runs out. David Headley is still laughing - reportedly in a Chicago prison Couldn't be a Philistine,they have been extinct as a People for 2'500 years! |
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The Italian: throws the cup, breaks it and walks away in a fit of rage. The German: carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee. The Frenchman: takes out the fly and drinks the coffee. The Chinese: eats the fly and throws away the coffee. The Russian: drinks the coffee with the fly, since it came with no extra charge. The Israeli: sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee. The Palestinian: blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act to the UN as an act of aggression, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, Frenchman, Chinese, German and Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of tea to the Palestinian. Good one!
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Lot of morbid jokes flying last night. They did blow up a Cafe - Leopold Cafe in Bombay in 2008 and it was not a Philistine. The Cafe was a hangout for expatriates coffee, Persian Tea & beer flowed. See Wikipedia for details. Been there. It was like a hot cafe in NYC. & you know who scouted the area & set up targets on that night for the Pakistani Taliban (Lakshar) - it was an American - David Headley. November 2008 - Mumbai Blasts: Leopold Cafe, Taj Palace Hotel - blasted At Victoria Terminus train passengers shot down under rapid fire machine guns all on the same night. Bloody hell, Indian police carries sticks on patrol - useful to drive cows off the road - watches the fireworks till oppositions ammunition runs out. David Headley is still laughing - reportedly in a Chicago prison thats what happens when fanatics get weapons... and what did they accomplish? just tighter restrictions in all countries... |
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