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red_lace Joined Sat 04/17/10 Posts: 7247	Sat 02/15/14 01:12 AM
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

hellsboy Joined Tue 09/17/13 Posts: 2549	Sat 02/15/14 01:27 AM
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years." Hahaha. . So true... females d deadliest!!!!

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Sat 02/15/14 01:32 AM
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

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Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Sat 02/15/14 04:49 AM
some Sunday Morning its going to be.................

Kaleijoscope Joined Fri 10/15/10 Posts: 3319	Sat 02/15/14 06:57 AM
...hmm...poor man...can't even take a break from BIL even on sunday morning...

friendsfordating Joined Wed 01/29/14 Posts: 39	Tue 02/25/14 07:54 PM Edited by friendsfordating on Tue 02/25/14 07:56 PM
Little johnny was doing poorly in school: especially math. His parents dicussed it and decided to move him to the stricter Catholic school in their neighborhood.within days of attending little johnny's grades made a marked improvement: especially math. His parents asked him what had made such a huge difference... smaller claases. stricker teachers. better environment? Johnny said it was none of those.. when i saw that guy hanging on the plus sign i knew these people werent playing around.

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funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Wed 02/26/14 01:21 PM
Little johnny was doing poorly in school: especially math. His parents dicussed it and decided to move him to the stricter Catholic school in their neighborhood.within days of attending little johnny's grades made a marked improvement: especially math. His parents asked him what had made such a huge difference... smaller claases. stricker teachers. better environment? Johnny said it was none of those.. when i saw that guy hanging on the plus sign i knew these people werent playing around. I once tried to crucify myself, I could never get the last nail in

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gibbs1602 Joined Wed 02/26/14 Posts: 5980	Fri 03/28/14 09:48 AM
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

teebee79 Joined Wed 11/07/12 Posts: 2179	Fri 03/28/14 10:57 AM
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Fri 03/28/14 06:09 PM


ML867 Joined Fri 03/14/14 Posts: 5	Fri 04/11/14 01:38 PM
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years." :

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 04/11/14 01:45 PM
I have told my version of that joke for many years!!!