Well we all know the little darlings are always asking them.
Why don'��t they ask their Mums and dads? That'��s because
we are always babysitting these automatic biscuit eaters.
(Cookies to the Norte Americanas)

Their Mums and dads go out to work in a vain attempt to pay
for the bloody great house they bought while trying to run a
Merc and a Monster 4x4 for mum to take the kids a mile to
and from school.

The 4x4s my fault of course, cos I used to take them, but
when I was away for a couple of days their mum filled in
for me.
Of course 7year old Amelia had to ask her mum where the
effin bastards were this morning! Well that was the end of
my school run, but I suppose I should be thankful for small
mercies, if that'��s what I can call her

That little misunderstanding cost me a fortune as I had to
help pay for the monster. I know she'��s my daughter but I
don'��t want to keep her till she'��s 50. No she is married now
and that useless , sorry shouldn'��t say that. Her husband
should do that.

I'��m not a grump you understand, no I'��m a happy type of man
who just wants a good woman, now what'��s wrong with that?
Well according to those two I should be past all of that, and
she says the very thought me making love disgusts her.

��Making love my A**,�� I just want a f*** really. What does she
think I'��m on this dating site for? I'��ve even lied about my age,
well they told me I would get more messages if I did. so I'��ve
said I'��m 85 but it don'��t seem to be working. Nobody must
believe me, mind you half the lies I tell aren'��t true!

Anyway those two should talk, I mean he can hardly get it up
because of stress at work. I still can, no I don'��t f***ing work.
I will admit I'��m not as good as I once was but I'��m as good once
as I ever was, so she can go and screw herself, which she
probably has to with the state he'��s in.

The questions and answers, I'��d forgotten all about them, you
must have distracted me. Well never mind I'��ll give you a couple
of examples then you can order the book from me, alright?

Example
Q1- G/son: Why is the sky blue?
A - G/pa : No you can'��t have an ice-cream!

Q2- G/son: Where was I before I was born?.
A - G/pa : You should have gone while you were there!

Get the idea? works all the time.

Grandpa Bill